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$Ilfracombe church clock sign$

The interest in Jesus is Ballooning

Yup, it's a couple of "airigami" renderings of Jesus

Be sure not to get him near any barbed wire or tacks or angry unicorns, though.

An elderly lady was well known for her faith and for her boldness and talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, "Praise the Lord!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed for God to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord!! God, I need FOOD!! I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries!!"
The next morning, the lady went out on her porch and saw a large bag of groceries and shouted, "Praise the Lord!!"
The neighbour jumped from behind a bush and said, "Ha Ha!! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries. God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying, "PRAISE THE LORD!!! He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them!!"

THIS MONTHS MUST HAVE GADGETS

bobblehead benny

As Christ's Representative on Earth™ the Pope has obediently followed in the footsteps of the Master by going bobblehead.

His new statue, complete with a frozen smile that would put any Bond villain to shame, is every bit as blessed as the legendary Bobblehead Jesus. And it's lifelike in every respect, too... except that it nods its head in approval a lot, in a worrying, Vatican II sort of way.

Standing a proud and papal 7 inches tall, Bobblehead Benny is cast from polyresin, ships in an illustrated box (a souvenir in itself!) and costs only $12.95.

Holy Toaster.

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